2005 Predictions

I'll come back and check up on these at the end of the year:

• President Bush dies following a bomb attack.
• Civil war erupts in both the US and in Iraq.
• The Army of California takes the west coast and invades Mexico.
• The Internet fractures into dozens of disconnected walled networks run by corporations.
• Russia and China are admitted into the European Union.
• Mt. St. Helens erupts, devestating southern Washington state and Oregon and darkening skies worldwide for a matter of weeks.
• Hail the size of Airstream trailers pummels the midwest in a freak storm.
• I am abducted and sexually tortured by a team of elite models/sexual torturers from beyond our galaxy.
• Armies of zombies are awakened due to a secret military project and roam the earth eating the brains of the living.
• The Earth splits open, revealing a new species of crystaline creatures who devour everything in their paths and poop diamonds.
• Evangelicals mysteriously start floating toward Heaven
• Martha Stewart is released from prison.