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Guy out in front of the Millionaire Club homeless employment service stops me as I walk by this morning and asks if I'm a mechanic and would like to work. Distressed jeans may be doing their job too well.

Cute girl from work comes up to me, pulls me slowly aside, whispers in my ear: "I really like your friend."

Buddy (ahem) observed stealing neato vintage clock from bar while inebriated. I was with him. And I had used my credit card at the bar. Phone message this morning informs me that replacement charges will appear on MY credit card if clock is not returned promptly. But! I....

Oh nothing is safe from the blog.

Fortune cookie that came with thai food at work: "You have sound business sense." Morale propaganda?

You know, I bet you could make a buck off of that...

August 17, 2005 | Permalink


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Definitions of Instigator on the Web:

- someone who deliberately foments trouble;

- a person who initiates a course of action

Posted by: -_- | Aug 17, 2005 5:43:59 PM

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