The Stooges

A friend forwarded me this excerpt from an Iggy and the Stooges Bumbershoot rider:

Security: We will require the use of two dedicated and intensely loyal security persons to be stationed at the entrance to each of the two dressing rooms. Or do I mean one at each? Otherwise that would be four. And I think we only need two, one at each door. Wait a minuet, let's start again. May we have two dedicated and loyal security men, preferably built like a brick shithouses, one for each of the doors leading to the two dressing rooms. Unless ether of the two dressing rooms has an extra door.

OK
Please count the number of doors in the dressing rooms and supply security
guards in a
1to1 ratio to that.