ARMAGEDDON

GEORGE W BUSH AND HIS CRONIES HAVE BROUGHT THIS DESTRUCTION AND HORROR ON THE EARTH AND ITS PEOPLE BY IGNORING THE GUIDANCE SIGNALS OUR BETELGEUSEAN ANGEL OVERLORDS HAVE BEEN BEAMING INTO OUR HEADS VIA QUANTUM PARTICLES AND SATELLITE-BASED RADIO SIGNALS. I HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO INFORM YOU THAT, BY ADVOCATING RECKLESS AND SHORTSIGHTED ENVIRONMENTAL AND SOCIAL POLICIES, OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF HAS CAUSED A HERETOFORE UNIMAGINED LEVEL OF DISTURBANCE IN THE UTOPIAN AGENDA OUR BENEFICENT GUARDIANS HAVE DESIGNED AND HAVE BEEN MANAGING FOR US SINCE THEIR FIRST EARTH VISIT IN 3027 BCE. MORE HURRICANES AND EARTHQUAKES AND TSUNAMIS WILL WRECK UNPRECIDENTED HAVOC ON US IF WE DO NOT TUNE IN AND HEED THE MESSAGES FROM OUR FATHER SPECIES! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!