An Affirmation of Cluelessness

An Affirmation of cluelessness - a found chunk of writing by a wonderfully interesting man who works where I do:

I am the son of one of you people, I married one of you people, I've fathered one of you people. All of my neices are you people, as is my daugher-in-law. I am friends with many of you people. But I still, after all these years, haven't a clue about how you people operate