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An Affirmation of Cluelessness

An Affirmation of cluelessness - a found chunk of writing by a wonderfully interesting man who works where I do:

I am the son of one of you people, I married one of you people, I've fathered one of you people. All of my neices are you people, as is my daugher-in-law. I am friends with many of you people. But I still, after all these years, haven't a clue about how you people operate

The barber shave

Selections from Mexico

Idea for symbol meaning "search for this (in Google or other search engine)" for use in printed academic papers and/or poetry.

The invisible scar.

Sitting there taking notes in the form of:
- the playing of the piano
- waterpolo
- sexual innuendo
- the introduction of pleasing smells, so as to influence the memory

Cannot influence the mind without some part of it suspecting what you're up to.

He knew enough to put it in technical terms.

Every couple of minutes some infinite series would interupt the otherwise mundane structure of everyday life.

"Do you know what they DO in the Ganges?"

A) A guru named Crazy Baba cut an inch off of his arm every year.
B) People who are genuinely afraid of you probably should be.

He's a mustard-cutting joke-making cup taker
who sits in the Ritz drinking six packs and routing for the Rams

With plan in hand he stands as man

Living like a six-figure stickfigure
drawn on a man sized swath of sloth

Crack-caller caws keep me crazy
CAW! CAW! CAW!

American Male - A Guide Book

- Tomb-raiding wife beaters
- Self-styled gadget mongers
- Sprawl-dwelling bumper stickers
- Inky toke-takers
- Traning wheel assemblers
- Old farts in golf carts
- Doors fans

The story of the creation of the perfect mental postcard to yourself.

Community radio stations.

Here's a drawing I made for you

I'm so outta here

Taking off for a couple of weeks in sunny not-Seattle Mexico. This is the least prepared for any vacation I've ever had in my life. Trying to find a threeway balance between there's-never-a-good-time-for-a-vacation, my interest in seeing the projects that I've been working on kick ass, and the need for a chance to focus on something that's not made out of pixels, dollar signs or sugar and spice. So I'm going to Zihuatanejo to take pictures, buy stuff and chase girls.

I'll see you soon,
Rob

You know why like you're a bad kid

She'd be perfect if it weren't for her beautiful yumminess
the other one
man

I'm so stoked to really see you

You know

eccentric billionaire steven c. byrne

mr byrne's myspace