Dangerous Lurkers!

We will kick their asses by luring them into our friends' cul-de-sacs!

We will surround them with our slingshots and force them to take a stand while we pummel them with mean observations about their poor breeding and short penises! We will go YouTubing down a river of the blood of their precious hamsters and curse them for the pain in our stomachs from laughing at their twisted doom!

We will make friends with their mothers to learn their nasty childhood secrets for humorous additions to our blogs! Their girlfriends will cry out while we make sex with them (the girlfriends)! HaHA!