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Progress

I bought a new Mac, monitor and TV set up this week. This'll be the first TV tuner I've ever owned and the integrated DVR functionality makes it a doozy. I've been pursuing some goals related to not dying before 40, so I figure that sitting around the house a little more and sitting around in bars a little less is probably a good thing. So Phase 1 involves getting a bunch of entertainment and creative productivity enhancers (done). This combined with more frequent exercise (so I can look more like this brainy monkey) and a healthy fruity breakfast occasionally augmented by experimental drug use should spontaneously cause me to laugh uproariously for no apparent reason. Phase 1.

Phase 2 will involve:

  • Serious weightlifting - I will have 14" biceps
  • Buying a suit - With striped trousers
  • Getting some wheels - I want to mod a Hummer to allow it to be powered by aborted fetuses - to confuse everybody
  • Instead of drinking beers and whiskeys together, start alternating beers and whiskeys with martinis or other classier drinks
  • Demanding that easter eggs with bizarre inside jokes be included in all our software products
  • Collecting everyones' mail addresses so I can send them random bizarre gifts

I just saw a skateboarder totally rip his knee open.

June 30, 2006 in General Update | Permalink

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hey, i just did the same thing. ping me when you can and ill give you vincent's url for the plugins he has to get divx, wmv, etc running on intel macs.

Posted by: mr kitty | Jun 30, 2006 11:53:39 PM

Hi, I was wondering if I could use http://throb.typepad.com/throb/images/openwide.jpg
in a piece of mine? http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/36008216/ i just used it as a stock image, but would you mind?
-Thanks alot ^.^
tS

Posted by: The-Seksy | Jul 8, 2006 7:25:22 PM

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