Throb: Blogging... from the future!

As an exercise in positive visioning, I've decided to write what I hope is a typical Throb entry one year from now:

Woke up and ran to the gym, backwards. I can now do 100 inclined situps with 20 lbs on my chest in one minute. Abs are now visible through fairly loose t-shirts. For some reason calves are sore from marathon sex last night.
Heard back from publisher, book edits came back. Entire chapter on my interactive art show in Ibeza is omitted.
Beth is in counseling again. Apparently it is difficult to maintain a well-rounded relationship with such a hyper-intelligent and handsome man. I'm thinking about telling Jason to take it easy on her.
Sprint-Nextel-Cingular-T-Mobile has decided to go with Google-Real to be their sole media content delivery platform! I almost told them to go to hell after they low-balled us and we signed with China Mobile-Unicom-DoCoMo, but decided I could spare the 30 or so developers and QA heads we need to pull this off.
It seems my standards document has made it to the desk of some pretty powerful folks. Bill Gates famously remarks: "I wish I had this kind of vision when I was young." Jobs is being close-mouthed, but Pixle has applied for a bunch of patents to create devices based on MUI APIs.
Of course, you already know about Matt dancing in the Space Station. Way to go man!
I've almost forgotten what a hangover feels like.
Can't wait for Burning Man.

Throb